Hey, remember me? I used to blog here before I got really important?
Anyway, I’m taking time today to reconnect. Like old lovers meeting across a dark bar and being all, ‘omg, it’s Tom! Wow, he looks just like he did in college. I’ll take another shot and approach him.”
“Oh hey, Stacey. You look great.”
“Actually, it’s Deborah.”
“Right. Sweet Debbie.”
“Deborah. You know, like when Debbie Gibson was all, screw this teen bop madness I’m a Broadway STAH and you can call me DeborAH. Except, I’m a nail beautician and not a sta-”
“Hahaha, oh Debbie you are so funny.”
“Wanna go make out?”
I’m sure you wondering what I have been up to. Just work. Oh but I did get this book for my anniversary!
It’s pretty much the greatest book to ever exist in the history of books existing. Basically, you force your partner to sit down and answer ridiculous questions about your relationship.
They are questions like, ‘what 3 habits of your partner’s do you hate?’
I’ve been wanting to talk about annoying habits for ages now.
Or ‘what is the most attractive feature on your partner.’
These things make you feel good.
Danny hates it. Or says he does. But secretly I think he loves it.
The lesson of today – I’m a busy lady who won’t blog as much.
And lesson two – dark bars are not the place to hook up with old lovers. That’s for facebook.
finally, lesson three – All About Us, so much fun.
Danny too, don’t even lie.
What have you been up to?
Oh and I haven’t forgotten Fancy Horse – it’s just very hard to do here.