You guys.
It’s freezing up in here.
It’s nearly as cold as it is outside which is…hang on let me check my weather app…29 degrees. That’s below freezing which makes inside freezing. And I’m not at my house, I’m at work.
This shit should be illegal.
I should sue someone. Only it would have to be the state and he doesn’t have any money.
I guess a boiler broke which is the kind of irresponsible crap that happens on the island of Sodor but this is the library of Oklahoma! What the hell.
I have a proposal to write but I can…not…think…mind…like…a…frozen…slug… which is the slowest creature of all.
I’ll try to find something to illustrate myself.
That is me. Metaphorically.
Is anyone still even out there?
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December 28, 2010 at 10:30 am
Samantha
Do you need a space heater!? I can bring you one!!!!
December 28, 2010 at 10:31 am
Samantha
Do you need a space heater!? I can bring you one!!
December 28, 2010 at 11:42 am
Sadie
Funny you should say that because we are not allowed space heaters! Not because they are fire hazards but because they overload the circuits or some electronical speak whatever – point being they put us in the dark. But that doesn’t send us home, just makes us even more cranky because with the lights go the sweet sweet internet.
December 28, 2010 at 11:06 am
Jason Summers
I find that all government buildings have a code that require them to keep the temp a blimey 15 degrees colder than it should be. This explains why the fleece blanket was a hot commodity during the Dirty Santa Christmas party at work. 🙂
December 28, 2010 at 11:44 am
Sadie
I missed out on the fleece blanket. But I have a plan! I’ve already eaten two cookies in an effort to gain another layer of fat to keep me warm. Like a seal. Or a fancy dolphin.
What’s a girl to do?