That’s right ladies! Your husband is cheating and your kids are unhappy little trolls all because you don’t douche…with lysol. Naturally. Hello, it’s the standard.

It leaves you with a tonic sense of well being…

wait? Seriously? Like booze? Or coke (not that I’ve ever done that, mom don’t panic but I’ve heard things)?

Now, I’m kind of being to see the appeal of this lysol business. Of course I’ll take my husband’s crap, clean my house obsessively and let my kids friends tear the place up if I’m HIGH. Geez, Lysol, couldn’t you have just told me that from the beginning?