File this under, why I love the Japanese:

Popular Sperm Show

Clarification: That link is totally SFW. It’s a clothing brand.

Clarification to the Clarification: Though I have been known to send links to Japanese erotica, so you are right to be cautious. That’s erotica, not porn. Don’t be pervy.

Further Clarification: This is a sperm whale. This has nothing to do with anything ever….um, unless you are talking about whales or the ocean or whales in the ocean, in which case….I think you’re at the wrong blog.

Science teachers everywhere hate discussing the majestic sperm whale. Almost as much as they hate the thought of mispronouncing "organism". Poor science teachers.