Realizing I have to go to the dentist this afternoon reminded me of when women used to spray Lysol up their vaginas.

At first glance you might think this Lysol ad is showing a little bit of equality. Maybe this Sue is freshly lysoled and Tom hasn’t even bothered to pull his nose hairs or something. Maybe he’s unshowered? Maybe he needs to swish some Armor All mouthwash?

But no, this stupid stupid woman has to be “straightened out” by her doctor. Her man has every right to pout like a child because she has been careless with her feminine hygiene! You can’t do that ladies! Not even once!

Next the woman and her vampire cuddle by the fireplace. Economical, gentle, immortal. Lysol.