People say great things to me all the time. Like Fox. Fox is constantly telling me really interesting shit about car washes and monsters in his ear.

But the most sound/best advice I have heard all week comes from my friend, JP. JP is really hot.

He said this:

But we must always remember Anne Frank, and remember not to like nazis.


Anne Frank makes me a little sad and inspired and then sad again. While I was sitting in my sad I had a thought. My thought was, “I wonder what happens when you google Anne Frank and squirrel.”

Be kind to teenage girls and squirrels.

Be mean to nazis.