Re: you. Wow.
You people…are…freaks. Of really epic proportions. I’m amazed and humbled. Because I put things up and I think, babies – right? people love babies people will love this this post and you are all, ‘meh’. Then I think, ‘I need to talk about balls today but that’s kind of uncouth. No one will like this. they will all run away from me and I will cry over that.’ but I do it anyway and you are all, ‘BALLS! YES! the YES!’. Then I’m all, ‘whoa. You relate to balls in your face?’ Freaks. THEN, I think, ‘I want to post about my Wesley Crusher, uh, crush. thing. but who wants to hear about that.’ and you go, “Me!” and I accept, happily that you are lovers of balls and Star Trek. Who knew?
So here it is people, all for you.
Let that fucker fly.
I want to do more for you though because I can’t describe the joy I felt that Data turns you on more than Lady Gaga. I wanted to express how much right there is in balls and Star Trek so I googled Star Trek Balls and oh, jesus. Lots of wrong there. Disturbing images of Federation insignia being used in inappropriate ways that even I cleared the history out. I didn’t give up and altered my search terms slightly. I’m a librarian; we’re resourceful like that.
Star Trek hairy balls got me this gem:
But, it’s still not, perfect. Not perfect like you. I took matters into my own hands using my rudimentary astonishing Photoshop skillz. Here you are, with love
Star Trek, balls and, for good measure, the Olympics. It’s a freak trifecta