That would be me. Though I’ll probably regret saying that because baby law states that now both boys will wake up screaming and I won’t be bored at all.
So – what am I doing? Glad you asked.
I’m looking at the iPad. Is it awesome? I…don’t…really think so. Do I want one? Um, yes. Yes all the time on that.
I don’t even know why. As this person says – things suck.
I’m sure the next generation of iPadians will be able to take pictures, run flash, summon Jesus – but for now, they are like giant iTouches. And the iTouch (besides having a pornographic name – but then again all things are pornographic to me) is pretty lahame. See? What I did there? I emphasized how very very lame it is.
Also, I would like an iTouch please.
#shutthefuckuprightnow <—-see? what I did there? I interwebz humored and to save myself from the indignity that is surely coming out of your mouth I need to be able to say – yeah, but I posted that from an iPad. Then, you’ll be all like #ohmysweetlordyyouareneat
It’s just that I’m so susceptible to what the media tells me is cool. I believe them. It is cool. If I have a first generation iPad I will be cool. Instantly and totally.
The thing stopping me isn’t the price because, what ups credit. I’m an American and I love me some debt. It’s the data plan. I have to pay for the thing then pay to suck data out of the sky (or however it works, I don’t care so don’t send me emails explaining it, thanks.)? I don’t actually know why this bothers me so bad but it does. It puts it out of my reach and makes me indignant.
Danny has a good explanation of why this should make us all mad but it’s long and involved and thoughtout so… just trust me.
I’m hoping that I can make a cardboard iPad knock off and no one will notice. I’ll be all like, ‘yeah I have one – it’s just sleeping right now.’
Of course, I’ll buy into the data plan if the iPad starts coming in pink.
with geese on it.